"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk
"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami
I would like to hug all the women who have written for Doctor Who since 2008. All of them! I would start with…
What, nobody? That can’t be right…. (goes off, puzzled).
The real problem with people fussing over Pluto all the time is it represents the priorities of the public - preserving traditions rather than accepting facts. The pursuit of science is about building a sustainable catalog of truths, and there is no advantage in altering truths to appease nostalgia.
The Watch’s current motto is “FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC”, as inscribed on the old Treacle Mine Road Watch House. This is nonsense in Latin, and doesn’t actually mean “Make my day, punk”, although it looks as though it ought to.