photo

So HPC Cake are a big, grown-up company who probably do not need my advice but here is my advice: Get a new translator. Like, yesterday.

So HPC Cake are a big, grown-up company who probably do not need my advice but here is my advice: Get a new translator. Like, yesterday.

quote

"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via stavvers)

photo

sirenssongs:

Karen O of Yeah Yeah Yeahs

sirenssongs:

Karen O of Yeah Yeah Yeahs

(Source: Flickr / hazyskyline)

photo

No wait this is fucking excellent.

No wait this is fucking excellent.

(Source: helletcmanson)

photos

ltalian:

matt-meowstic:

t3mp0r4ry:

sirenknights:

Dice Shaming

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

What the hell happened to the second to last one

judgement

(via lithulf)

photos

photos

I don’t usually post selfies but I’m quite down with these. Self-confidence and such is nice.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via andsomeampersands)

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

(via illustratedjai)

photos

photos

mymissus:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

#we don’t deserve you

(via andsomeampersands)

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

(via theeverydaygoth)

photos

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

Aye. Stop deleting credits please and thank you.

Photography by Spencer Charles

Model, myself.

(via belle-de-nuit)

photos

maxofs2d:

thank you for your insight on why the video game community is totally not sexist, alex mahan

(Source: examiner.com, via stavvers)

photo

somefancyname:

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

somefancyname:

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

(via andsomeampersands)